Monday, November 19, 2012

Goodbye Marcia...

To Marcia (my GE microwave oven)...

You've given me 20 great years of your life, and I'm afraid to say it's time for me to move on. Sure I was also seeing Tina (my Magnivox television) on the side, but hey, I'm human and in all honesty, you cooked food way better than she ever will, I was in it with Tina purely for the visual aspect of things. 

Marcia, you've been there during my college years, and in my poorest of poorest days you were there for me to heat up my Cup o Noodles, and like that reheated cup of frozen fried ramen, you too warmed my soul. You were the highlight of the party poppin' up my popcorn just right when I had the buddies over to watch a game or flick at my crib. 

In those savory moments, you also warmed up my fudge and got it oh so hot and you've reinvigorated life back into my cold pizza. You were also there for my niece and my nephew, readily available to warm up their baby bottles and baby food so that I could feed them, I thought after you've done that for me, you were a keeper for life, but I was wrong.

I don't know, things just haven't been the same lately. You know longer ring at me like you used to, you no longer cook food the way you do, in fact now you tend to overcook it when all I want is for it to be warmed up. Your face is now faded and you're so hard hard to read you these days, let alone be able to tell what time it is on your clock.

It's time to let you go, ya, I know, I'm wronging you, now that I have Melody (my Emerson microwave oven) in my life. But it's time to move on. Sure she has more bling to her, and ya she's even more sophisticated and has more features, please don't get me wrong, I've always appreciated you for your simplicity. But there's something about Melody that I've been more attracted to, the way she warms my food... my soul.

You'll always be a part of my heart, and most importantly, my stomach.

Thank you for 20 great years Marcia






Sunday, November 4, 2012

Day 3: Aulani Resort

Came Day 3,

It was time for us to checkout, and you can bet we took as much advantage of the Aulani's amenities as we possibly could.  My godson's father wanted to do the self-guided tour again, so we did.  Haha my legs were killin' me from the previous day, but I had to get my exercise on, lol.

Guess which one is me, haha...


SPOILER ALERT: If you don't want to see some of Aulani's hidden menehune, don't read this section.

The imagineers of the Aulani project built in a number of secrets into the resort.  One of those many secrets is Aulani's hidden menehune.  Menehune are Hawaiian mystical beings, and in our mo'olelo (stories) they were described as a tribe of people with magical and physical power.


Disney's interpretation of what menehune look like, were quite interesting in my personal opinion, some of them looked pretty cool like little people, while others looked more like monkeys.  It is rumored that there are over 300 of them hidden throughout Aulani's property, I took photos of a handful of them.

Lobby/elevator area menehune...




Recreation room/Luana room menehune...




Pool area menehune...










































ANOTHER SPOILER ALERT: If you don't want to know about the hidden animals near the pool area (Waikolohe, do not read on.)

I remember reading in an article when the Aulani was being built that in the Waikolohe pool area, in the mountains, there's a bunch of sculpted animals both native and introduced.  

Do you see anything?


If you look closely, there's an octopus...


A crab...


And a stingray... 


Here's a few other creatures, including a humpback whale...


Jackson chameleon...


A school of fish (kinda hard to see)...


An ulua fish...


An eel?  (I wasn't sure about this one)...


A humuhumunukunukuapua'a fish...


An owl...


A turtle...


A monk seal...


And a shark...


I also went to the 'Ewa wing of the resort, where there's paintings/art related to women, this killer painting done again by Po'oloa...


And more paintings on each of the 'Ewa Wing floors...












And more female paintings done by Po'oloa...



I also checked out the 'olelo bar, where you can order your drinks in Hawaiian if you want.  The room is decked with wooden carved sculptures with the Hawaiian word that pertains to that piece.  In the evening there's Hawaiian music.  The night prior there was one of my favorite Hawaiian groups Ho'okena, minus two of their band members, but they still sounded great.









All in all, even with its controversy, I enjoyed myself at the Aulani.  Overall, the staff were very friendly.  We did have a minor "bump" with my friend's paperwork and room reservation, but it was all countered with cleanliness, an unreal collection of art and happy memories for my godson, his friends and his family.